sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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