I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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