Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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