Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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