At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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