would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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