it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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