goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Rumble strips road head = magical
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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