He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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