I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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