What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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