What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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