Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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