How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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