**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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