He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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