Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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