she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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