i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Someone came in the potted fern
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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