apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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