Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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