You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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