I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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