his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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