Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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