Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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