i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I think we might need a safe word for this...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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