The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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