Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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