Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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