is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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