Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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