I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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