instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
