There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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