And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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