Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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