You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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