so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I have feelings that need drinking.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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