Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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