Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
