Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You have to summon your inner elephant
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
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