so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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