Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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