Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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