PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
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Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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