dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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