"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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