need another drink. this is the easiest way
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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