Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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