Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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