I must be too annoying 4 u.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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