Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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